posted in: rat nest garage, news on March 24, 2009 at 06:04 PM
Thanks to Jay’s Auto Body Garage for Caption#3. It’s now posted in my garage. Here’s todays Stupid Photo that needs a Caption.Git Bizzy!
Whatdda know!...blondes do grow on trees.Or….The ugly never falls far from the tree.
Can I play? Ripped Van Twinkle
Here we see the cougar in her natural habitat in a state of rest.
Ya the blonde bombed shell.
In a rare sighting, a Leopards kill has been dragged up a tree and it’s prey was a not so rare Texas, Dallas Cougar. “Homo Erectus Felis Catus”
She’s a student at “WOOD U.”
DING DING DING, Seriuosly I think we have a winner! My nose is burning right now from the soda flood!
Wanna be pornstar struggles with large timber
So that’s what a blondes family tree looks like!
DustDevil wins this one. I am a pretty good smart ass but there is no need after that. Purrrfect!
DustDevil____Nice! I agree. He is the winner.
Monkey see Monkey do?
My question is what did she eat that burnt all the bark off the tree above her?
Dammit honey!!! I thought you said you fixed the shocks on the convertible….....
What the…... usually after a night of drinking, I wake up in a stange bed. What the heck am I doing in this tree, and why does it feel like I’ve been farting fire!!!!!!
I think I hit every branch when I fell out of this ugly tree I was climbing but it really hurt when this last one stopped me dead.
The head Greenie Tree Hugging Lady Activist, who wasresponsible for getting horses banned from NationalParks & State Forests, was climbing a big tree tohave a look out over the forestry when a TawnyFrogmouth Owl attacked her for invading its nestingsite.
In a panic to make her escape, she slid down the treegetting many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain she hurried to the nearest Doctor, told him she was an environmentalist, and how she got all the splinters.
The Doctor listened with great patience and then toldher to go into the examining room and he would see ifhe could help her. She waited for three hours beforethe Doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded: ‘What took you so long?’
He smiled and then told her: ‘Well, I had to getpermits from the Environmental Protection Agency, theForestry Service, National Parks and WildlifeService, Rural Fire Service, and Conservation and Land Management, before I could remove ‘Old GrowthTimber’ from a recreational area…....
I am so sorry but they turned me down.’
If all you’re wanting to do is remove some old growth from the play area, I’d avoid any Red Tape.
But Honey,I was just hanging out with my squirrel freinds…
........and if you’ll focus your binoculars on the crotch of that old pine tree you’ll see the yellow haired-barebellied sap sucker. Crap I think she’s been shot!!
If a Woman shits in the woods, ......All never mind!
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